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The Mullet
Business in one hand, a party in the other. You work hard and you play hard, so naturally you have two phones. No, not because you're a doctor-on-call or are waiting for an emergency organ transplant; please, you work for an accounting firm, who is still handing out Blackberrys. Regardless, you still demand a seamless experience.
The Haggler
Remember how embarrassing it was when your dad used to negotiate at garage sales, just to save a quarter on a used table lamp? That's kind of what it looks like when you walk into a store, pull out your phone, and summon every other online store on the inter-webs and/or your Red Laser app to see if you can save a buck or two on the same item. Luckily for you, you're not alone.
The Blissfully Unaware
Do you get death stares at Starbucks while talking on the phone and attempting to order and pay at the same time? There's a reason businesses post "No cell phone use" in waiting rooms. There's a reason why Amtrak has a " Quite cat" that doesn't permit talking on the cell phone. Most likely you are blissfully unaware but in the timeless words of the classic Hoobastank balled, "The reason is you."
The Crutch
Do you map the fastest route between your bed and the couch? Do you yelp before you seamless a new restaurant? Do you use Maps, Yelp, and Seamless as verbs? Do you have more conversations with Siri than your real-life friends? I'm sorry to be the one to tell you, but your phone is, in fact, a crutch.
The Die Hard
Was your iPhone the best man at your wedding? Ok so we;re all a little addicted to our mobile devices. US adults average over 2.5 hours per day stuck on their phones. But we all have that friend who takes it a little too far.
The Always-Social butterfly
The time you spend taking pictures of your food > the time you spend eating your food? Do you spend 1/2 of the date you're on carefully crafting the perfect Tweet. About the date you're on? Are you still friends with Tom from MySpace?
